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it's arrested development

[repeated line]
Gob: I've made a huge mistake.
Gob: My gut is telling me no... but my gut is also very hungry.
Tobias Fünke: Come on, Lindsay. We've had some great times.
[a white screen appears with text reading: "Footage not found."]
Mae 'Maebe' Funke: You and I are so different. It's like we're not even related.
[she leaves]
George Michael Bluth: That would be amazing.
[repeated line]
Annyong: Annyong.
Lucille: You tricked me.
Michael: I *deceived* you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship.
Michael Bluth: Why are you squeezing me with your body?
Lucille Bluth: It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you.
Narrator: Tobias was a never nude, which is exactly what it sounds like.
Michael: You want to be in charge?
Gob: Yeah.
Michael: You want to deal with what I deal with? A sister who takes your money and throws it away. A mother who you can't trust. A company whose founder may be on trial for treason. Is that what you want?
Gob: What kind of vacation time does it offer?
Gob: Well, I'm not the president, so I dont deserve a fancy phone.
Tobias Fünke: Well, the Blue Man Group may need me, and I *do* deserve a fancy phone.
Narrator: They didn't.
[Tobias flips his phone across the room]
Narrator: And he doesn't.

Buster: Delivery from the kitchen!

Narrator But unfortunately, he was already there.

Lucille is there on top of Oscar, making out over the kitchen island.

Buster (gasps) Mother!

Lucille Buster! I thought you were in Mexico!

Buster So did I!


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