the one thing that keeps everything together

Ingredients, you will need:
1 egg
1/2 cup of butter

Step 1:
Stir softened butter and egg in medium bowl. Stir in cookie mix (dough will be stiff)

Step 2 and 3 are promptly ignored b/c i'm not going to bake the cookies, so worrying about how round or how far apart the cookie dough needs to be, or the suggested oven tempurature and length of baking time are really of no concern to me.

yes, it's time to eat cookie dough once again. i get these urges from time to time. sometimes when i'm pmsing, sometimes just because. i sometimes eat already made cookie dough from Pillsbury or make it from scratch (depending on the ingredients in my cabinets). this time i decided to get one of the cookie mixes, a happy medium, where i add a few ingredients so i feel not completely lazy and pathetic. another change is that i decided to switch it up a bit and eat oatmeal chocolate chip cookie dough instead of the standard chocolate chip. either way, besides the 'moderate' chance of Salmonella from the raw egg...it really is quite good.

except when you stop and think about the fact that a whole stick of butter is really all that holds the other ingredients together, and holy shit, that's a lot of lard. somehow it doesn't stop me from eating it, though. is that weird? wait, don't answer that.

eat up!!